THE ANT MAFIA CHRONICLES

🐜 THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING 🐜 THE ANTS ARE WATCHING 🐜 DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT 🐜 MARCELO KNOWS THE TRUTH 🐜 ANTONIO HAS THE EVIDENCE 🐜 THE ANTS CONTROL EVERYTHING 🐜 980PP PERFORMANCE ALMOST ACHIEVED 🐜 OSU! IS THE KEY 🐜

THE ALMOST LEGENDARY 980PP OSU! PERFORMANCE

CLASSIFIED INFORMATION: What you are about to read has been verified by only THREE people worldwide, all of whom have mysteriously vanished after documenting these events.

On a stormy night in REDACTED, during a secret LAN party held in an abandoned grain silo, Marcelo Formigo was on the verge of achieving what many thought impossible - a perfect 980PP play on osu!, the rhythm game that secretly contains coded messages from interdimensional beings.

Marcelo's Almost Perfect Run

THE HISTORIC MOMENT

Marcelo was in the ZONE! His talons were moving with superhuman (or rather, super-chicken) precision. The ants had aligned in perfect formation around his gaming station to enhance his reflexes through their collective hive mind.

Antonio was perched above, creating the perfect microclimate with his wings. Everything was going according to plan...

The setup was extraordinary:

  • Marcelo's special keyboard - modified with ant-sensitive keys that could detect pressure changes of 0.001 grams
  • Antonio's special monitor - hacked to display frequencies invisible to human eyes but perfectly visible to avian vision
  • A custom CPU cooled by precisely aligned ants forming living heat sinks, overclocked to 9.8 GHz
  • A power supply drawing electricity directly from underground ant colonies generating bioelectricity

THE FORBIDDEN BEATMAP

The beatmap Marcelo played wasn't available on any public server. It was called "ANT_REVOLUTION.osu" and contained patterns that, when played perfectly, would activate dormant neural pathways in the player's brain and potentially open a rift to the ant dimension.

THE TRAGIC SEED INCIDENT

As Marcelo reached the final chorus, his combo at 1,456x, his accuracy at 99.87%, and the PP counter climbing past 970, disaster struck!

A rogue ant, overcome with excitement, accidentally dropped a SINGLE SUNFLOWER SEED on Marcelo's keyboard.

Marcelo, being a chicken, could not resist his natural instinct. His eyes darted to the seed, his concentration broken for just 0.42 seconds. HE PECKED THE SEED!

In that tragic moment:

  • His talon missed the Z key by exactly 2.3mm
  • His combo was broken
  • The PP counter froze at 979.98
  • The dimensional rift that was beginning to form collapsed
  • Antonio screamed "NOOOOOOO!" so loudly that three nearby cows spontaneously produced chocolate milk

The government agents who had been monitoring the event breathed a sigh of relief. The world had been saved from an ant invasion, but at what cost? Marcelo's near-perfect run would forever remain in the annals of conspiracy theory rather than osu! history.

Witnesses report that Marcelo didn't speak for 7 days after the incident. When he finally broke his silence, all he said was: "THE SEEDS BETRAY, BUT THE ANTS REMAIN LOYAL."

TRY THE osu! SIMULATOR YOURSELF - BUT BE WARNED

WARNING: This simple simulator is JUST A FRACTION of what Marcelo experienced. Even attempting this watered-down version might attract attention from THEM.

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Marcelo's Training Regimen

MARCELO'S REVENGE TRAINING

Since that fateful day, Marcelo has been training 23 hours a day, with breaks only to lead ant mafia operations. He has developed a special blindfold made of ant silk that allows him to SEE THROUGH THE KEYS and anticipate note patterns before they appear.

Antonio has trained a special squad of "seed interceptors" - elite guardian ants that form a protective perimeter around Marcelo's keyboard during gameplay.

They say if you listen carefully at exactly 9:80 PM on the night of a full moon, you can hear Marcelo practicing, his talons moving so fast they create a sonic boom that only ants can hear.

THE 980PP DREAM IS NOT DEAD - IT IS MERELY HIBERNATING!

REMEMBER: If you score too high, they might come for you next. The ants are always watching. And for ants' sake, DON'T EAT SEEDS WHILE PLAYING!